hard work.

i'm at work right now and i'm on my break and i'm sitting at a little table and there is a misplaced blender sitting behind my laptop. i spent most of this morning reading Us Weekly behind the counter and it was a sincerely enriching experience. i know so much about famous people that i never needed to know. i also decided that i MUST take pilates, i MUST do a power cleanse, and i absolutely MUST paint my fingernails rainbow leopard print like lindsay lohan. i also measured the circumference of my waist.

that's how boring work is sometimes.